I am supposed to post something, as it is MY TURN, AND, I am supposed to be posting on my brand new Blogger Blogspot blog, but I find myself here, in my comfy old WordPress armchair, where I don’t have to worry about coding my photos to make them look sharp.
Sigh.
Mr Devine has already relegated this blog to the bottom of his sideboard under Days of Coven Past. A rash and foolish move, Mr Devine, because from where else can I launch a sideboard invasion??? From where else can knitting patterns take over your life??? Jon knows me better, he has kept a link to this blog on his blogroll.
The reality of giving up this blog has set in. I can’t. Too much has happened here for me to simply pack my bags and walk away. Over the years there has been talk of wind, and trampolines; of bathmats and tambourines; broken promises and dreams – I have had sleepless nights over it – how can I abandon such an insightful commentary to the dustbin of the internet???? And, there have been chaps like this, dressed appropriately for the typical British summer…
Isn’t he huggable??!
Anyhow, I am here for now, but I may also pop up on Blogger, if the mood suits.
Tune in next time for: The Instructions on Page 11
Contrary Mary!
Jx
PS Since your “relegation” by Mr DeVice, the “blogroll invasion” hasn’t actually worked…
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Sorry!!! but you knew that, didn’t you, Jon?!!!
This post has to filter through to Mr Devine’s sideboard, which might take a couple of hours, and when it does it should cause a disturbance at the bottom of his blog. Cross fingers.
Sx
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I don’t think the “Days of Coven Past” widget is a blogroll, just a list (like mine on my blog), so you may have along wait until (if?) IDV decides to promote you back to the Premier League… Jx
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Ack, you could be right, Jon. This post still hasn’t updated on his list. In the meantime I have issued a demand that Mr Devine reinstates me to my premier position immediately. That’ll probably take a while as well!
Sx
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Promotions have taken place.
Although next time I’m going to read the small print first!
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Why have small print when you can have gigantic print that can be equally illegible!?
Sx
P.S Thank you for playing along!
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Please don’t get your knitting needles lost in Mr De’s sideboard. The world needs cardigans and knitting patterns.
Ttfn
Madame Arcati
xxx
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Thank you, Madam A, for your support on this very important issue!
I may start genuinely trying to craft some of these garments – that’d give me something to do whilst Mr D drifts around on his endless beach with his head in a clouds, or in a rock pool, when he should be chained to his screen, tapping on his keyboard and reinstalling me at the top of his blog.
Sx
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My sideboard! MY SIDEBOARD!!!!
:: fumes ::
:: fumes dissipate somewhat at thought of hugging Mr Huggable ::
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Mr Devine – Did it work?? I must gallop over and see….
Sx
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Well, something worked!
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It’s glorious, Mr Devine, one of my best! I think even Melanie will be impressed!
I know, I have worked very hard with my blogging today. I probably deserve a couple of months off now to recover.
Sx
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Well, yes, it certainly is a sight. You have worked wonders with the available space on my Sideboard. I never thought a lifesize human being would fit!
Speaking of wonders: I wonder if it can be seen from space?
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More to the point, can we convince the Americans to vote him in as President of the USA? I think we can!
Sx
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Oh, how fabulous! He’s a big lad, isn’t he? Almost life size on your blog!
Sx
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Hahahaha! A giant cardigan! Jx
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Well we need a giant cardigan today, it’s flipping cold. I’m wearing mine.
Sx
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I think her is lifesize. Well, his head is nearly as big as mine, anyway.
He’s a bit of a lummox and has knocked things off my Sideboard and onto the floor! He also is singing some song I can’t place about trampolines and tambourines…
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Ah yes, that old 70s folk song about trampolines and tambourines – apologies for that – it’s an autumnal tune, a bit reminiscent of Joni Mitchell’s Both Sides Now.
Sx
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Oh my gods… Did you warn Mitzi???
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Oops, sorry Mitzi. She’s gonna love him!
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Before I realised I had to drag my bottom bar across, all I could see was what looked like a gloomy English summer day. But dragging (not exactly raising!) the bar did land this fellows crotch at front and centre. Oh dear! That’s a tad much for an elderly lady who’s wearing her cheap spectacles. I wonder if I can find something suitable to post today…
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Dinah! Weird – but I also landed on the crotch area.
YES, PLEASE POST SOMETHING!!!
SXXX
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I would like to take this opportunity to thank the “Ted Lasso” show for explaining what “Regulation” means and how that relates to the “Premier” league. I would also like to thank the Academy, sorry, wrong platform. xoxo
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Savvy – YOU ARE ON MY BLOGGER SIDEBOARD!!!!! PLEASE COME BACK SO THAT I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THIS, OTHERWISE I WILL WORRY. I have no idea why I am using capitals. Apologies.
Sxxx
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You just want to have more blogs , on more platforms, than anyone else.
Big pants indeed
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Kylie – I think I have made posting on my blogs something on an event!! It’s like there’s dramatic music, a preamble, a sweeping staircase, and then I press ‘publish’! Good heavens, I really ought to get over myself!
Sx
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no, it’s the only real event I ever get to go to. I might crack open a can of Coke. You can’t take that away from me!
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Kylie, can I interest you in a splash of something in your coke?? Whiskey perhaps?
Sx
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You’ve well and truly taken over Mr. DeVice’s sideboard!!!
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He’s on the large side isn’t he?! I’ve surpassed myself, Ms Mistress! Anyhow, the guilt of my invasion will make me post again very soon!
Sx
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GOOD GRAVY MARIE I can’t keep up! Over here! Over there! Gone for weeks! I CANNA TAKE TYHE STRAIN!
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I know!! Apologies, Ms Nations! Also, I think we are both having issues getting through security on my blog – crazy stuff – I will try to fix it.
Sx
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Ah, I have finally realised how daft I am, I was looking at the wrong post.
Sx
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