Please make it wear big pants and a knitting pattern would be nice…..

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I am supposed to post something, as it is MY TURN, AND, I am supposed to be posting on my brand new Blogger Blogspot blog, but I find myself here, in my comfy old WordPress armchair, where I don’t have to worry about coding my photos to make them look sharp.
Sigh.
Mr Devine has already relegated this blog to the bottom of his sideboard under Days of Coven Past. A rash and foolish move, Mr Devine, because from where else can I launch a sideboard invasion??? From where else can knitting patterns take over your life??? Jon knows me better, he has kept a link to this blog on his blogroll.

The reality of giving up this blog has set in. I can’t. Too much has happened here for me to simply pack my bags and walk away. Over the years there has been talk of wind, and trampolines; of bathmats and tambourines; broken promises and dreams – I have had sleepless nights over it – how can I abandon such an insightful commentary to the dustbin of the internet???? And, there have been chaps like this, dressed appropriately for the typical British summer…

Isn’t he huggable??!
Anyhow, I am here for now, but I may also pop up on Blogger, if the mood suits.

Tune in next time for: The Instructions on Page 11

35 thoughts on “Please make it wear big pants and a knitting pattern would be nice…..”

    1. Scarlet Post author

      Sorry!!! but you knew that, didn’t you, Jon?!!!
      This post has to filter through to Mr Devine’s sideboard, which might take a couple of hours, and when it does it should cause a disturbance at the bottom of his blog. Cross fingers.
      Sx

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      1. Jon

        I don’t think the “Days of Coven Past” widget is a blogroll, just a list (like mine on my blog), so you may have along wait until (if?) IDV decides to promote you back to the Premier League… Jx

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      2. Scarlet Post author

        Ack, you could be right, Jon. This post still hasn’t updated on his list. In the meantime I have issued a demand that Mr Devine reinstates me to my premier position immediately. That’ll probably take a while as well!
        Sx

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  2. Madam Arcati

    Please don’t get your knitting needles lost in Mr De’s sideboard. The world needs cardigans and knitting patterns.
    Ttfn
    Madame Arcati
    xxx

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  3. Scarlet Post author

    Thank you, Madam A, for your support on this very important issue!
    I may start genuinely trying to craft some of these garments – that’d give me something to do whilst Mr D drifts around on his endless beach with his head in a clouds, or in a rock pool, when he should be chained to his screen, tapping on his keyboard and reinstalling me at the top of his blog.
    Sx

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      2. Scarlet Post author

        It’s glorious, Mr Devine, one of my best! I think even Melanie will be impressed!
        I know, I have worked very hard with my blogging today. I probably deserve a couple of months off now to recover.
        Sx

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      3. Inexplicable Device

        I think her is lifesize. Well, his head is nearly as big as mine, anyway.
        He’s a bit of a lummox and has knocked things off my Sideboard and onto the floor! He also is singing some song I can’t place about trampolines and tambourines…

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      4. Scarlet Post author

        Ah yes, that old 70s folk song about trampolines and tambourines – apologies for that – it’s an autumnal tune, a bit reminiscent of Joni Mitchell’s Both Sides Now.
        Sx

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  6. dinahmow

    Before I realised I had to drag my bottom bar across, all I could see was what looked like a gloomy English summer day. But dragging (not exactly raising!) the bar did land this fellows crotch at front and centre. Oh dear! That’s a tad much for an elderly lady who’s wearing her cheap spectacles. I wonder if I can find something suitable to post today…

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  7. savannah49

    I would like to take this opportunity to thank the “Ted Lasso” show for explaining what “Regulation” means and how that relates to the “Premier” league. I would also like to thank the Academy, sorry, wrong platform. xoxo

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    1. Scarlet Post author

      Savvy – YOU ARE ON MY BLOGGER SIDEBOARD!!!!! PLEASE COME BACK SO THAT I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THIS, OTHERWISE I WILL WORRY. I have no idea why I am using capitals. Apologies.
      Sxxx

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    1. Scarlet Post author

      Kylie – I think I have made posting on my blogs something on an event!! It’s like there’s dramatic music, a preamble, a sweeping staircase, and then I press ‘publish’! Good heavens, I really ought to get over myself!
      Sx

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    1. Scarlet Post author

      He’s on the large side isn’t he?! I’ve surpassed myself, Ms Mistress! Anyhow, the guilt of my invasion will make me post again very soon!
      Sx

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