Hello and Welcome!!

Welcome to the ramshackle website that is Wonky Words – a cacophony of nonsense, featuring calligraphy; creative writing; collage; sticky-backed plastic; some old bottles; ragged curtains, and three rubber ducks wearing tin-foil sou’westers.

Please feel free to peruse my calligraphy pages. If you’re not really interested in swirly writing then I have a peculiar blog, which is a conveyor belt of unrelated narratives, and unfinished projects, all stuck together with blood, sweat, tears and double-sided tape.

I now have a shop on Etsy where I offer a few peculiar bits and pieces for sale

Apologies for the ducks! And for the overuse of exclamation marks.

Thank you for your interest!!

Contact: scarlet@wonky-words.com