C2 has a point, I should stop waffling on in my posts. So I bring you this – I will leave this here without any further explanation.
Christ, I thought it was Friday, but have a nice weekend in any case.
Wonky Words
Peculiar Stories and Occasional Calligraphy
Wonky Words 
Filth! Smut!! I thought I’d stumbled upon The Infomaniac by mistake! Disgusting! Where’s Mary Whitehouse when you need her?
P.S. On a totally unrelated matter, where might one obtain a grease gun? Asking for a friend…
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Apologies for upsetting your delicate constitution, Mr Devine! But this is simply an extract from a 1950’s motorbike manual, honestly, your mind is playing tricks on you!! They had a way with words in the 1950s, and with diagrams!
As for the grease gun – try your local mechanic – they might have a way with their hands!
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Oh. Well, in that case I shall be down the road in the local garage where I hope that brawny young mechanic can sort me out.
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Can sort me one out!
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Either, Iether! Good luck!
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I am intrigued, not to say worried, by the Strangler.
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Indeed, Mr Batarde, not to mention all the throttling! What does it all mean?!
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Oh My! I totally misread this post at first glance, but I see I was not alone in that respect, sweetpea! *looking at you IDV* xoxo
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An easy mistake to make, Savvy! Language was risqué in the 50s!
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Erotic instructions. Might IKEA use this approach for handling the members of one’s bed?
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I will write to IKEA immediately, Bill, and give them firm instruction in regard to tightening their nuts. I’m sure they will be grateful, especially if I provide information on how to get the best out of a short screw on thick wood. I will keep you notified of their response.
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This came to mind [I know, it’s probably just me!]: “It’s a familiar dance, monkey nipples, they both know it.”
Jx
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Jon – I had to look that up! I think it’s the word ‘nipples’ – it makes most of us titter! Or blush.
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Grease, nipples, smutty giggles at the back of the classroom…
It’s a jolly good thing you didn’t mention bastard files!
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Dinah – I dread to think what bastard files do! Plumbing and mechanics – both smutty and grubby. I think the terminology was designed to titillate, and was never intended to be read by the female of the species!
Sx
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I’ve always gotten confused by the inner and outer member myself, and what goes where.
But what lovely work Ms Scarlett!
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Mistress B – Thank you!
I’m just confused about everything.
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Important to ensure the supply of lubricant is maintained. I always keep a few bottles of Pinot Grigio handy to prevent any drying out. As for nipples, I couldn’t possibly comment on such a risqué subject.
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Nick – You see, nipples stop everything in their tracks!
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Nippes and grease guns but sadly, no mention of flanges. I would love to sit astride something big and throbbing.
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Mitzi – Have you tried sitting on the washing machine during the spin cycle? An oldie, but goodie. Though I feel a bit past all that sort of thing.
I will go and have a hunt around for some flanges.
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enjoy the grease gun, I’m off to cycle over a long cobbled street – Mwah! Mwah!
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Lulu – Enjoy!
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