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am staying indoors today as it is a bit —— outside. I have ——– several trampolines to the —- as I don’t want them to take flight and interfere with hopeful tourists camping in the neighbouring fields [it is half-term and a bit of weather isn’t going to stop them].
I have a cold. It is obviously NOT ———-. I am no longer terrified as Lulu has PROMISED to feed the dog and do my hair if I —. Mr Devine has also promised to look after the dog in case of an ———, but I don’t want to interrupt his mission to redesign the Toblerone packaging, as seen HERE.
Meanwhile, I have had a very —- week. I did a bit of ——–, and ——-, but everywhere is still a complete —-. No books have been read. I am a ——–.
And so to the music….
OK, here’s my attempt (in order of appearance): crappy, thrown, kerb, a smoker’s cough, pay, alien invasion, boozy, shopping, go-go dancing, bore, princess.
Did I win yet? Jx
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Jon – I like your version much better than mine – especially the princess bit….and the go-go dancing bit.
SX
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I was going to say we have no ___wind here.But then I looked up and saw the curtain at about 90 ___degrees.
But might be due to the ___fan on hi-speed.It’s very ___hot here.
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I don’t think I know enough swear words for this one!
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Dinah!!!! Wash your mouth out!!!
Sx
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“I am staying indoors today as it is a bit Wizard-of-Oz outside. I have burned several trampolines to the ground as I don’t want them to take flight and interfere with hopeful tourists camping in the neighbouring fields [it is half-term and a bit of weather isn’t going to stop them].
I have a cold. It is obviously NOT Man Flu. I am no longer terrified as Lulu has PROMISED to feed the dog and do my hair if Ioverdose on Lemsip. Mr Devine has also promised to look after the dog in case of an impromptu trip to Milton Keynes, but I don’t want to interrupt his mission to redesign the Toblerone packaging, as seen HERE. (thank you, Ms S!)
Meanwhile, I have had a very surprising week. I did a bit of spelunking, and appeared on Jukebox Jury, but everywhere is still a complete mess (what has Charmaine been up to??). No books have been read. I am a bit excited as I’ve been invited to the Ambassador’s party.”
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I like your interpretation. Just wondering, would that be the Ambassador of Mogwash?
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Bill – The Ambassador is part of the Ferrero Rocher thread, which probably needs its own category on my sideboard!
Sx
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Thank you, lisleman. How kind.
I suppose the Mogwash Ambassador might serve a towering pyramid of Ferrero Rocher? However, I suspect a lopsided heap of Walnut Whips would be more likely…
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Mr Devine – Again, MUCH more amusing than the real thing. Perhaps I should get my commenters to write my blog posts every week???
SX
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Well, it was fun to fill in the blanks, but I barely have* time to write my own posts!
Besides, Mr Lisleman and Mr Batarde have taken the blanks to a new level!!
* not have, “make”.
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I like the idea of a “loverdose of Lemsip”. I’ve never found cold rememdies very aphrodisiac but maybe I should try the extra strength version.
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Could your post be filled in with just the word “wonk” and it’s various parts of speech and tense, i.e. wonked, wonky, wonkiest.
“I have wonked several trampolines to the wonkiest as I don’t want them to take flight ….”
If my idea has any merit what so ever, I suggest the Willy Wonka book. What ever you do, stay away from the Wonka oil.
I’m blanking out now.
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I will wonk on your idea, Bill, which sounds like a terribly improper thing to do, so I won’t wonk. Especially not in public.
Sx
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External … Tethered …Terry Wogan Memorial Obelisk … Of the sort that can be chased off by dissolving a couple of effervescent Vitamin C tablets in a tankard of gin thrice daily … Temporarily indisposed. Attack of the Heebie-Jeebies … Frustrating … Scrubbing …Hovering …Disgrace – I mean darling, just look at the place! …Martyr to dog hairs and muddy paw prints.
Well, that was fun. Do I get a ——— chequebook and pen, or what?
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Mr Batarde – Let’s do this properly so we can marvel at your interpretation…
I am staying indoors today as it is a bit external outside. I have tethered several trampolines to the Terry Wogan memorial obelisk as I don’t want them to take flight and interfere with hopeful tourists camping in the neighbouring fields [it is half-term and a bit of weather isn’t going to stop them].
I have a cold. It is obviously NOT Of the sort that can be chased off by dissolving a couple of effervescent Vitamin C tablets in a tankard of gin thrice daily. I am no longer terrified as Lulu has PROMISED to feed the dog and do my hair if I am Temporarily indisposed. Mr Devine has also promised to look after the dog in case of an Attack of the Heebie-Jeebies, but I don’t want to interrupt his mission to redesign the Toblerone packaging, as seen HERE.
Meanwhile, I have had a very Frustrating week. I did a bit of scrubbing, and hoovering, but everywhere is still a complete disgrace. No books have been read. I am a Martyr to dog hairs and muddy paw prints..
You did get one or two blanks correct. Spot on with ‘tethered’! Again, please join Jon and Mr Devine on the list of potential new post writers!!
Sx
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Just when I thought I might have a crack at this…I see the ominous list of potential new post writers. Well, that’s put the lid on that.Good and proper. If any of you have wandered over to mine you’ll see it’s like that fairy tale where brambles grew all over the castle and the prince went blind trying to get through.(Yes, it was brambles, not wonking!).So, clearly, if I can’t keep my own page up-to-date, I’d never manage to re-write yours.
But the comments are fun!
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The last time I filled in the blanks was at junior school, I was told to stay behind after class for writing filth, I can’t remember word for word what I wrote after all it was 10 years ago (humour me), but I do remember Fred Dibnah and chimney felling was mentioned in the same sentence as a fellow class mate who shall remain anonymous.
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If you’re firing blanks, I think I’ll stay well out of ——–. Glad to say all our local trampolines seem to have ——– put and haven’t ——– flight. Very quiet here as the two nearby ——– are on half term and the local ——– aren’t clogged with ——– twice a day. Now if you’ll ——– me, I have an urgent ——– to attend to.
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