Ihave been distracted this week and have nothing to show for my distraction. I have no idea what I have done this week other than buy a horizontal arm for my tripod – no one should be without one in my opinion.

Anyhow, with this in mind I have written a list of 10 things I didn’t manage to do in the last 7 days. I didn’t:-

1. Buy Greenland
2. Charter a private jet to annoy environmentalists
3. Visit my blog friends
4. Use a river as an open sewer [I have a septic tank]
5. Get a surprise from a high jumping dolphin
6. Encounter french resistance
7. Drink a mug of gravy
8. Start a feud with Denmark
9. Finish my collage alphabet
10. Get a surprise from a smoking kipper

So I have been dull, dull, dull! Just look what everybody else is doing! Maybe I should retitle this list as: Things To Do Next Week, now there’s a plan.