Before I rant and rave about the deadline, let me first rant and rave about WordPress. It is subtle, I know, but when I looked at my blog this morning the template had changed! I didn’t do it! Maybe Charmaine has been on the fiddle and tinkered with something under the bonnet? Rest assured that I am enfumed. YES, ENFUMED.
Meanwhile, the reason for this post – other than I haven’t written one for a week – is that I have only received TWO entries for the DID I WIN YET competition. Seriously, I wasn’t expecting such enthusiasm, it’s not like there is anything else going on in the world. The deadline for entries is Sunday 10th January, or thereabouts, I can be flexible. Please send your entries to me via my email address that is somewhere obvious on this blog/website. DO NOT MAKE ME THREATEN YOU WITH A FLOCK OF STARLINGS, or my appalling taste in music. I will announce the winner/s on Sunday 17th January.
And furthermore…. I have a meme for you from the olden days of 2008. What was the first vinyl single you ever bought? Slap it on your blog and tell us about it.
This was mine:-
A murmuration!
The first single I ever owned (I was too young to buy it myself) was probably Pinky and Perky Bridget the Midget/Rosetta – and although I didn’t find either song on YouTube, I did do a post about them in 2017..! Jx
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Jon, I was just about to repeat myself regarding my Chitty Chitty Bang Bang album, which replaced the Pinky and Perky album when my Dad tired of all the squeaking. I was heartbroken.
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Did I win yet?
And did you get mine? I sent them to the address you provided in your post last week I believe. Even though Im sure you’ll be appalled by my writing. You see my talents lie in other things…….
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Oh….and when I saw the first video…at first I though it was going to be a clip from Last of the Summer Wine.
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Mistress B – It almost was, wasn’t it?! I just need to find 3 old men to tether in the field. And I wonder why I’m being blackmailed.
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Mistress B – Noooooooo!! I haven’t had your entry!!! Please resend!! Oh my goodness, there are probably thousands of entries floating about somewhere that haven’t found my in tray. I have checked my spam, and all I had in there was a note from a spammer trying to blackmail me. I will issue a receipt for all entries.
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Your entries are probably floating in the same space as all those missing votes for Trump.
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Oh dear….lets see now. Thank heavens. I still had it in my archives. I may have omitted the – on Your address. I forwarded the mail. scarlet@wonky-words.com is correct right? Om such a dingy. CODFANGLERS!
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The entries MUST NOT be contaminated by those of an orange persuasion. I will not have it!
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Mistress B – I have received your stunning entry and it was most enjoyable! Thank you!
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Ah starlings another of those things in the U.S. where people say; “Which White European Colonialist brought those damn things over!” You can find them in bulk at the warehouse stores, but nobody wants them. Personally, I curse the people who brought over Creeping Buttercup (Ranunculus repens) and Cherry Laurels (Prunus laurocerasus) to these shores! They don’t play well with other plants, they have their own manifest destiny towards expansionism and are the bane of my restoration efforts.
I will trot over like a coyote (brisk trotters that they are) and see what this contest thingy is all about.
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Melanie – I do like watching the starlings, the flocks get bigger than this and they are mesmerising, BUT, they are so greedy. Fine when they are eating grubs in the field, not so fine when they are stealing the animal feed.
Creeping buttercup – yes, I have that too, takes over everything that the Ground Elder, stinging nettles, and brambles haven’t!
Sx
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Crikey, you must be enfumed – going round threatening people with murmurations. Perhaps I should remind myself about your competition because we have enough of the ravenous little wossnames as it is.
First single? Might have been “Greased Lightning”, actually! Oh, mind you there was Woody Woodpecker on red shellac – that’ll have been it. 🙂
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Batarde – I had Tubby the Tuba on a 78, but I didn’t buy that one so it doesn’t count! Greased Lightning, now there’s a revelation!
I will await your entry, but remember the starlings will be launched on Sunday, and they will also be enfumed.
Sx
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Charming … this is the thanks I get for taking in the delinquent niece and feeding her up, is it? Have a care, cousin dear – I have parakeets and am prepared to use them.
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I’ll raise you a peacock and a couple of pink flamingos.
Sx
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First record I bought for myself Golly! Um…Might have been Dean Martin on 7rpm “That’s Amore” Or maybe it was Johnny Ray’s “Yes, Tonight, Jospehine” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKx6DJUAUE4
And why did my mother not query that “yep yep whip out your boom-diddy”?????
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Dinah – Apologies, but I have got the giggles now over “yep yep whip out your boom-daddy”!
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And this was the 1950s and the kids who sniggered at a possibly rude meaning of lyrics became the very ones who had conniptions at their own daughters flinging undies onto the stage when Tom Jones was the rage. Plus ca change…
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Dinah – It’s a funny old change isn’t it? I check myself when I find myself frowning at a young person, when actually they’re not doing anything worse than I would have done. Doing my best not to turn into a judgemental middle aged person.
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Ah, yes – the “handover” of generations. I found myself starting to tut about the “behaviour of young people” after about the age of 45, and have had to inwardly and virtually kick myself when I feel judgemental over what I see as “their” misdemeanours, when I look back at the way I used to think when I was their age… Jx
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Jon – Indeed, we have all been there. Let them have their time for silliness! I was a shocker.
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I have done it! I have done it! Don’t send your starling minions to harrass me!
The quote-on-a-chair *and* the music meme. Although the music meme brought up another quote that i might have a go at. But probably not…
Incidentally, is that your phone (or a knuckle) clonking the window at about the 10 second mark?
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Mr Devine – Do not worry! You are safe from the flock of starlings, and apologies for the musical taste. I think it might have been my knuckle as I was getting bored waiting for the birds to fly so I tapped on the window 🙂
Sx
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I actually quite liked your first vinyl single. Well, I liked watching all the horses, anyway. Perhaps I’ll listen to it again without watching the video…?
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Obviously Mr Device, you’re too young to realise that The White Horses was one of those dubbed foreign-language black-and-white series [see also: Belle and Sebastian; Robinson Crusoe] the Beeb used to dig out and serve to us unsuspecting kiddie-winkies on a Saturday morning. This was before colour telly was widespread, and long before children suddenly seemed to want lots of shoutiness in order to be entertained. Jx
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Oh. Yes. Perhaps just a tad too young, then. I did think it was a bit weird for a music video…
P. S. I know it’s not quite the same (being in colour for a start) but I remember watching the English dubbed 1978 Swiss/German version of Heidi when it was shown on the Beeb.
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I’ll have to think of a quote…then see if we have any chairs left! I’ll probably miss the deadline. Well, we’re awfully busy sweeping up water. Thunderstorms, you see…Oh, never mind
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Dinah – I will give you until Wednesday to find a chair.
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So is that your house in the background on the video?
As for my first vinyl single, it was probably something by Cliff Richard (yes, believe it or not, I was a Cliff enthusiast before my musical tastes moved on). I used to play my new singles over and over, driving the rest of the family bonkers.
Maybe the competition is too sophisticated for us humble bloggers? Or maybe we’re just bone idle? Or maybe we’re too busy watching cat videos?
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Nick – No that is not my house in the background, but thank you for your interest. And how many cat videos have you watched today?
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Thinking about the music of youth is certainly a nice distraction from all the worrisome news over here this past week. Lesley Gore’s California Nights was a big favorite for me. Since I lived in the Midwest walking on a California beach was a fantasy. I didn’t make it to California until the 1980’s. I also got hooked on the British Invasion groups.
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Bill – I know, whenever I hear eighties tunes on the radio I’m transported right back, and I feel the need to wear lace gloves and a diamante cuff.
Sxx
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I’m wearing them as we speak… Jx
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I really should write a post about my diamante collection, Jon!
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I have two jewellery boxes chock full so far – and am looking for something more suitable in which to display them. Like the cabinet in pic #3 in this post. Jx
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Oh wow! I’ve never thought about displaying mine – other than I think I might have put some of it in one of my weird bottles.
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I left a comment or two and they’re gone! I know I did, but they’re GONE! 😦
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They are on my WordPress app, Savvy, but I can’t see them here either. I will have to write a post about missing comments…. I reckon Mr Lax is haunting my blog!
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I found your other comment, Savvy – Mr Lax obviously moved it! It’s on the Did I Win Yet post.
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Forgive me for not participating. I look forward to seeing the other entries, particularly if they’re not as lazy as me and manage to get them to you.
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Ms Mistress – Don’t worry! I am making some fake entries and have bought new chairs 🙂
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