Christmas 2020

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Good evening. I bring you this blog post from my sofa. I am whiskey sodden and a little triffled, but this won’t stop me typing up my Christmas post. 
Earlier in the week I was supposed to seek out virtual pressies [as per Dinah’s fabulous meme] for all my blog chums. I thought long and hard about what each individual would desire; I kept a detailed and extensive list in my head. Sadly, I have now forgotten all of it – there might have been a jukebox for Jon, a Tribble for Mr Devine, some old books for Mr Mags, Kew Gardens for Dinah, a box of Codfanglers for Mistress Maddie, a quill for Mr Batarde, a 1960’s cocktail set for Mistress MJ, something pertinent for Nick [soz, clueless, all I can think of is a false beard right now],and a permanent residence in Hollywood for Savvy. But seeing as how I have forgotten all of this, and am incapable of doing links on this device, I have decided that because I am the global ambassador for Ferrero Rocher that I will simply shower everyone with golden nuts instead. Does this make any sense? Am really not sure. Whatever. Shall we see if I can include a tune? What tune?

Happy Christmas!

Bill, I have forgotten Bill. Damn it. Bill must have extra chocolate. And a new drone.

And Looby – I promised an M&S voucher, or was it S&M?
I am going to be editing this post forever… for Rimpy, I was thinking maybe a green pair of shorts would suffice? And Kylie – maybe her dream job?
I will shut up now. The year has been tough enough without me rambling on for the rest of the evening into the ether. HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!

36 thoughts on “Christmas 2020”

      2. Scarlet Post author

        Dinah – Marvellous!! We will probably need Ye Olde 10 pence pieces – the big ones is what I mean. Do they still do pound coins? I’ve been locked up so long I actually can’t remember.
        Sxxx Merry Christmas!

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  3. batarde

    A Quill – how super! I have a virtual pressie for you here but I can’t remember what it is … sounds sloshy? A magnum of ink, perhaps? Will entrust it to Charmaine when she returns in the New Year. A Merry Christmas to one and all. 🙂

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    1. Scarlet Post author

      Mr Batarde – How thrilling! If it’s alcoholic ink Charmaine will snaffle it on the way home. I will send a car for it. Charmaine can walk.
      Merry Christmas!
      Sxx

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    1. Scarlet Post author

      Hello and Welcome, Bohemian!!
      It’s so rare that I have a new commenter that I feel quite flustered. Please make yourself at home, I apologise for the mess, but I wasn’t expecting new visitors 🙂
      SXX

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  6. melaniereynolds

    Merry Christmas to you too! My intended post for this week ended up too melancholy for a holiday week so I put it aside. Seems rather rude to put a lump of coal out for everyone. If I have time to press it a little harder this weekend maybe I can still make it a little gem.

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    1. Scarlet Post author

      Ms Reynolds – It is early in the morning here, but your comment makes me feel that I should fill my lungs and belt out a stirring rendition of Diamonds are Forever. I have no idea why.
      Sx

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      1. melaniereynolds

        Oh dear! Ms Reynolds is my Mother-in-law. Please call me Melanie (aka Proxima/Prox) you can even call me some fabulously British insult because I can never take them seriously anyways. “Diamonds are forever” sounds like a diamond commercial the length of a song. I don’t have any a favoritism among stones, but I do love how opals look like mini universes.

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      2. Scarlet Post author

        Ms Melanie! Ms M? I will ponder your new identity for when you visit Wonky Words. Lanie Rey has a ring to it? Maybe we should see what turns up, but I will veto Ms Reynolds!
        For some reason this morning I was convinced that diamonds came from coal? I can be convinced of anything first thing in the morning.
        I like Moonstones, and opals, and marcasites, and generally anything sparkly!
        Sx

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  7. Mistress Borghese

    Merry Christmas Ms Scarlett!!!! However do you know i was out of Codfanglers???? And did you receive your gift from Pam Demic at my place? I huge Ferrero Rocher gift set!!!! Tell Device to fly you over in his star trek enterprise.

    Now me thinks more egg nog ……..

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    1. Scarlet Post author

      Mistress B – A girl can never have enough Codfanglers!
      Thank you for the golden balls of nuttiness – I am now awash with them. I might melt them down and then sculpt them into something educational. Meanwhile, where is Mr Devine? I hope he isn’t lost in a galaxy far, far away?
      SXX

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  8. Nick Rogers

    Oh, I’ve missed Christmas Day so I’ll wish you a happy festive season, Ms Scarlet! As for a pertinent gift (apart from a false beard), I’ll settle for a new frock and heels. And maybe a limo to convey me in style to my various engagements. And a private jet for the yearly visit to my offshore tax haven. Of course that might be too much for the Scarlet Blue finances, in which case I’ll settle for a bumper carton of Lindt truffles (sorry about that, Ferrero Rocher).

    And what’s this about golden nuts? I hope you don’t mean golden showers, which would be a wee bit risqué for polite company. That is, if we count as polite company.

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    1. Scarlet Post author

      Nick – Well as this is virtual gift giving, you may have it all, and rest assured that no pressure has been put on the Scarlet Blue purse.

      Tsk, you had to get smutty didn’t you? So I shall throw some soap in your direction as well. Please don’t slip on it, and don’t eat it.
      SXX

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