There is no point in me competing with Mr Devine for the best photograph of a cormorant award. I would not win, because a) I am not so handy with a camera and b) The cormorants in Devon are just plain lazy. They do not pose like their Norfolk cousins. I found this one gazing out to sea unperturbed by my presence.
He was probably wondering why the silly woman on the shore was taking a photograph of the vast expanse of sky above his head, and he indicated these thoughts by giving me a cock-eyed withering look….
Okay….so it’s a crow on a fence post… whatever…..
Anyhow…. I will be back with another enlightening blog post very soon, possibly before the 21st November – I know! Go me! There will be gold. There will be calligraphy. There will be insults, AND [drum roll] there will be a book on a chair!! Maybe two books on a chair!!! Indeed, a plethora of excitement awaits us…. so I’d better get on and do that then.
UPDATE:- The difference between cormorants and shags…..
Yes, they are slightly different. I might have a shag here?
A post post! Very Dada-esque!
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AND, after I publish my next post this one will be a post post post!! Won’t it?
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Don’t forget specs on the book on the chair!
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Thank you for the reminder, Amy! I will try to get as much on the chair as I can!
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May I commend you on your cormorant… Tho we tend to refer to them as a “Shag” down here… and are often referrenced after getting drenched in a downpour of rain as in… “I’m as wet as a shag on a rock” or pole or Mr Device’ s Groyne as the case may be. I’m saying it a lot at the moment as the rain beats heavily on the tin roof I can hardly hear myself typing… It’s thumping down outside… looks like persisting for another 24 hrs…
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Ms Prinny, I am surprised that the Brits didn’t adopt the alternative name for the cormorant…. think of the fun the Carry-On team could have had with that one.
Meanwhile, it has been nothing but mizzling in Devon for the past month, nothing dramatic, just permanent drizzle – gloomsome.
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I think he may be wondering if you have any sandwiches. Birds, especially at the seaside, love finishing up half-eaten sandwiches
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No sandwiches this time, Mr Ducks, only a large rum and raison ice cream cone.
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The common cormorant (or shag)
Lays eggs inside a paper bag,
You follow the idea, no doubt?
It’s to keep the lightning out.
But what these unobservant birds
Have never thought of, is that herds
Of wandering bears might come with buns
And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.
– Christopher Isherwood
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Sounds like this shag is the headline act in Cabaret….
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“I used to have this Cormorant known as Elsie…” Jx
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Hooray! The Cormorant!
It’s much better than I thought it was going to be. I was expecting a blurry, distant blob that might generously be made out to be a cormorant. I shouldn’t have doubted you.
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P.S. It may please you to know that I went for a swim at lunch time, and there wasn’t a cormorant to be found!
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I am always very excited when I see a cormorant, I know not why, Mr Devine, and when I took this shot I believed my readers would be as thrilled…… And then you found several flocks of them, which I have now stolen 🙂
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“Sticking out like a shag on a rock” Or, in this case, a post.
And look at that expanse of blueness! Proof that England does have sunny days.
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Yes, it wasn’t bad that day…. a bit cloudy…. but yes it was a glorious sunny day. Good enough for ice cream.
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“Kormoran, komm’ doch ran !” is one of the poems the sadly unknown master A. HAU discarded, when he tried to write under the influence of narcotics in 1940s Andorra. It may have been filed under his “animal erotica”, but I’m not sure. In his collected works the editor gives “Dschingis Khan, komm’ doch ran !” as quasi official result of Hau’s drug experiments, which the master describes as totally unsatisfying, after all.
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Mr Mags, I don’t need narcotics to create a bad photo… dread to think how it would have turned out if I had.
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You gave us a nice bird. Unlike the bird I get in traffic at times. Please do another post before November, I need a good distraction from this insane election crap spread all over social media. Can you believe Miss Piggy came up in a Presidential debate? Too odd to believe.
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The bird in traffic???? Ah, an Americanism?? ‘Get the bird’ in English means to be jeered at or to be dismissed.
I am avoiding all social media now, Bill, apart from blogging. I am in lock down. I want to sail through to Christmas without knowing who the new President is. Had enough of politics.
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does “blogging” include visiting blogs and scattering comments about?
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Indeed it does, Bill! I have a busy visiting schedule on Monday…. I really don’t know how I get anything done….
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Wow the 21st of November! If we are all going to have to wait that long, it better be a hell of a post!
2 books and a pair of specs on a chair? I need more.
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Joey, I don’t like to put myself under pressure 🙂
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I like the fotos. Great captures! The bird looks quite regal.
I luv your header pic with the beautiful silver lettering–very chic & exquisite.
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Thank you, Mr Swings!!! Perhaps I should leave the photography to Mr Devine though!!
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I am updating this post because cormorants and shags are actually two different species of bird, and it has been bothering me. I think mine is actually a shag.
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Oh, so I get stuck with the common old cormorants, while you get the far more select shag?
::huff::
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“Select-a-Shag”? That’s one of those tacky shows on Channel 4, isn’t it? Jx
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Soon to be a Shaggy Bake Off on C4….
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You come out of hiding just to tease us with the possibility of a future post. Oh, so clever and cruel you are.
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Monsieur Pain…. Crikey, I did didn’t I?!!!
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Now let me see if I understand this properly……this is actually a shaggy post story?
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Mr Squirrel…. It is very generous to describe this post as a story!!! More of a casual wittering really 🙂
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Reminded me too of the Christopher Isherwood poem. Cormorants are of course members of the phalacrocoracidae family. Bet you didn’t know that.
I’m quivering with anticipation re the two books on a chair. The world of photography is talking about nothing else. I gather the event is already sold out and tickets are circulating on the black market for upwards of £5,000.
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Crikey, I meant to post something by now, Nick…. but I have been delayed by looking up long words on the Internet and thus have been thoroughly distracted.
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Judging by what that video says, there’s an awful lot of shags in Britain and Ireland.
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We are awash with Shags, Ms Mistress!! Piles of them littering living rooms all over Great Britain…
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To my mind you are an excellent photographer. I love the clarity of both posts photos and hope you will do more. Did you mention Lynton? One of these days you really should push the boat out – as it were – and make Minehead.
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I love Lynton, Pat! And I liked Minehead when I visited so another trip in definitely on the cards. Maybe when Daphne is over next, because I would like to meet her too.
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Shag ?
Photos ?
Just asking for a friend …
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It all happens on the Devon/Cornwall coast, Mr Mags!!
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I’m not very good with birds, you could have told me that was a great shag on a post and I’d be delighted. Looking forward to more calligraphy though xxxx
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Lulu: Ha, Ha!!! Although the thought of splinters immediately springs to mind!!
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Did you change the text, especial the start ?
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Thank you, Mr Mags, I have now repaired the post!!
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And thank you for the update. Now I am sure to recognise a shag, if I should ever encounter one.
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