Dear Mr Lax,
As a valued reader of ATTT you have been randomly selected, at random, in a haphazard, random way to WIN a competition. YES YOU Mr Lax!!!
Mr Lax, do you have a wall in your house that needs a painting? Have you been searching high and low for a piece of elegantly written calligraphy to fill a space in your life? Search no longer!! Because ATTT has the solution!!
Competition Prize!!
Yes, Mr Lax, you have been randomly selected to win this prize!!
All you have to do, Mr Lax, is fill in the coupon with your name and address and tell us from where this quotation originates and who it is by. If you are correct then your blank wall could soon be enhanced by this magical piece of calligraphy as ATTT will despatch your prize…. possibly before the end of 2014… or even earlier depending on whether I have any parcel tape left and whether I have any petrol in the car to get to the post office.
We at ATTT look forward to your answer, Mr Lax, and your continued readership.
Wonky Words 
I take it that your keen interest in public lavatories lead you to Mr Lax and he is now your ex?
You’ve obviously got a lot more to go on of which is why you are slow at letting it all out. My summation may well be paper thin, otherwise I may be talking about pure shite.
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Did you have whiskey for breakfast, Mr Files???
Qx
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Doesn’t everyone?
“I tried to do this yesterday but EVERYTHING went plop.”
I rest my case.
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To be honest I feel a plumbing post coming on, but I don’t want to faucet.
Anyhow, Mr Files… I am still flustered by a comment you left at Pat’s, I meant to reply to it yesterday, but as I mentioned, I am being technologically compromised… not the sort of compromising that was on my mind.
Qx
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Congratulations Mr Lax… I could answer the question on your behalf but that might be… in some circles… considered rude…
Well done on your win though…
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I am considering running regular competitions so that all my readers can be victims… I mean WINNERS of calligraphy 🙂
I’m having a mare here on my little iPad and nicking broadband from a friend…. but I thought I ought to post something. I tried to do this yesterday but EVERYTHING went plop.
Qx
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Did I win yet?
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YES!!! YOU HAVE WON!!
Finally!
Qxx
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And the award for “The most repetitive and most reliably asked question from any Infomaniac Bitch” goes to LX.
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“Oh Hell! What have we here? … There is a written scroll!”
The Merchant Of Venice
Act II, Scene VII
William Shakespeare (maybe)
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Is that correct? That’s amazing! How did you know the answer? You didn’t Google it, right? Were/are you and actor? Literary maven? What.
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Mr Lax might know how to read WordPress tags….! But he is also very clever.
Qx
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🙂 Your prize will be in the post as soon as.
May thanks, Mr Lax, for being the first winner of my calligraphy competitions.
Qx
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OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
Thank you for this honor!
OMG!
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My pleasure… AND I will post it… hopefully before this Christmas.
Qx
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Oh, I do love to see a happy winner! Though I’m somewhat surprised that the normally very erudite LX has been so overcome as to be reduced to the sqeal-y OMG!
Well done!
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Dinah – I think Mr Lax was taken by surprise and is in a state of shock… I will have the smelling salts to hand for my next surprise winner.
Qx
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This is far too exciting for me at this time of night, but how jolly for Mr Lax. X
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Eryl – I like to keep my readers on their toes… or at least awake!
Qx
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How exciting, everyone loves a winner
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Hello and Welcome, Miss Ellen!
I have just been admiring your plates and will be back for another look in a minute.
Qx
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Oh rats! I knew there was a trick. You are some real sneaky lady, Ms. Q.
Hugs
Jon
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Jon – I am a blogging prestidigitator!
Qx
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Mr Lax seems very excited!
It’s always worth having a spare roll of parcel tape, you never know when you may need it. 😉
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He deserves it.
Well done!
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beautiful beautiful script. Was that re-lax or sl-lax? I was reading about an artist who write on cups the other day in the NY Times
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sweet mary sunshine! a contest and I.MISSED.IT.
*frowning*
xoxoxoxoxo
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