Dear Mr Lax…

Dear Mr Lax,

As a valued reader of ATTT you have been randomly selected, at random, in a haphazard, random way to WIN a competition. YES YOU Mr Lax!!!
Mr Lax, do you have a wall in your house that needs a painting? Have you been searching high and low for a piece of elegantly written calligraphy to fill a space in your life? Search no longer!! Because ATTT has the solution!!

gothic-calligraphy

Competition Prize!!

Yes, Mr Lax, you have been randomly selected to win this prize!!
All you have to do, Mr Lax, is fill in the coupon with your name and address and tell us from where this quotation originates and who it is by. If you are correct then your blank wall could soon be enhanced by this magical piece of calligraphy as ATTT will despatch your prize…. possibly before the end of 2014… or even earlier depending on whether I have any parcel tape left and whether I have any petrol in the car to get to the post office.
We at ATTT look forward to your answer, Mr Lax, and your continued readership.

27 thoughts on “Dear Mr Lax…

  1. I take it that your keen interest in public lavatories lead you to Mr Lax and he is now your ex?
    You’ve obviously got a lot more to go on of which is why you are slow at letting it all out. My summation may well be paper thin, otherwise I may be talking about pure shite.

  2. Congratulations Mr Lax… I could answer the question on your behalf but that might be… in some circles… considered rude…

    Well done on your win though…

    • I am considering running regular competitions so that all my readers can be victims… I mean WINNERS of calligraphy 🙂
      I’m having a mare here on my little iPad and nicking broadband from a friend…. but I thought I ought to post something. I tried to do this yesterday but EVERYTHING went plop.
      Qx

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